Ascanio Infascelli, the eighth dwarf, the dude, is the dwarf who was disowned by his seven hardworking brothers who are always happy that they live in the worldof fairytales.
Ascanio is a liar, he smokes, drinks, cheats the next person to have the money to live. he is bad-natured, arrogant, rude and even smells a bit!
As soon as he was able to get far away from his brothers, he began to live his homeless life, consisting of stratagems and little ways to make ends meet.
He has unsuspected gifts as a playboy, making the loveliest women fall into his web, whether in the real world or the world of fairytales, in his collection there are celebrities like cinderella, sleeping beauty in the forest... and what can we say about poor Snow White, who said that she willingly ate the poisoned apple to put an end to her sufferings caused by the running away of Ascanio!!! On the other hand, those who know him know that, for him, women are enchanting objects, to be fully used before throwing them away with nonchalance.

FATE DECIDED THAT HIS PATH WOULD CROSS WITH THE PATHS OF VERY FAMOUS 4 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD OF SHOWBUSINESS, RENAMED BY Ascanio AS THE MAGNIFICENT 4.
THE OFFICIAL LINE IS THAT THEY MET FOR THE FIRST TIME AT PISA AIRPORT; UNOFFICIALLY IT SEEMS LIKE THEY MET IN A STRIP JOINT, BUT THE 4 HAVE NEVER SPREAD THAT PIECE OF NEWS OUT OF FEAR OF MUDDYING THEIR PUBLIC IMAGE.
According to Ascanio, they only went there because it would have been too frustrating to admit, for famous people like them, that all those beautiful dancing women (also called ballere) only had eyes for him, the super dwarf, with the sex appil of Rodolfo Valentino, the testosterone of a pure-blooded stallion and the irresistible male odour (practically the odour of a farmer after 10 hours in the fields).

Their collaboration came about shortly after and Ascanio was registered on today’s most fashionable social networks such as Facebook and Friendfeed with the job of promoting a new brand and expanding it worldwide.
However, the result was that the poisonous dwarf immediately showed himself to be very astute and confident with the internet, especially in terms of cheating and blind dates.
That’s how he began to exploit respectable people for a few euros, with ridiculous bets (burping contests... certain of winning since he was able to grab the sought-after record of best burper from mr o.a. (Oropallo Antonio) at the Monsummano fair.
we also ask ourselves how he was able to scrape dates with a few veline, also managing to have sex with them (he says it was easier than he thought it would be)... and to be a bit transgressive he also did a few shaven footballers!
Due to this bizarre behaviour, the magnificent 4 considered distancing him from their plans, but when they caught him in a chat room, pretending to be a certain “patrizia”, giving free consultancy to papa (who used the photo of Rocco Siffredi as avatar) they thought that his enterprising spirit could be useful, so it was better to keep him in the team, despite keeping an eye on him!

Ascanio began to take care of the pubblic relations and tried to contribute towards creating the various collections (he did however ask himself whey everything he liked was automatically discarded). After various successes, his roles increased in the enterprise. In the main he devoted himself to acting as the image man for nights/events, then he had the job of finding what was needed for brainstorming, as well as having to attend to many little everyday jobs, such as going to the supermarket to do the shopping and when he had some time on his hands... cleaning the toilets is compulsory (even though it’s counter productive since they kept finding him having frantic sex with the secretaries or passing customers). He generally also had the job of collecting payments, but since they realised that he always turned up with half of the cash they decided to freeze this task until further notice.

At last, Ascanio has found his place in the world. He feels happy and fulfilled, he loves taking the piss out of people, more than more than he enjoyed having La Cicciolina (a porn star)!
To follow his adventures (if anyone’s remotely interested...), just log on to Facebook, but be verrrrrry careful!
Two words of advice:
 1) Make sure you don’t tell him too much. He doesn’t care about any of you. He’ll definitely try to cheat you or, even worse, “do you”. He doesn’t care of you’re a man or a woman, Ascanio is a glutton. He doesn't throw anything away!

 2) if he offers you the chance to buy cheap, fast, powerful cars, almost new or company cars, please send an e-mail to this address as quickly as possible:
silvio.berlusconi@nonciarrestate.com, given that the magnificent 4 have an idea about who might have stolen theirs!!!